Showing posts with label Netherlands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Netherlands. Show all posts

7/8/14

Deceptive Advertising and other stories - "Look at the Little Tern"







“Look, dad, look! It is a tern. A little tern!”

The accent was definitely American. From the West, I’d say. Not that this is relevant except that all day long I had been surrounded by Dutch people. Quite natural since I was in Zeeland (Netherlands). But I was feeling rather frustrated since I do not speak nor understand Dutch.

Finally, friendly words. So much fun to understand what was being said around me.

But sorry, guys. The bird was NOT a little tern. I know, I know. I love birds a lot and throughout the years, I have become quite used to distinguish a lot of different species.

And this “little tern” was definitely a big European herring gull, the “carrion eater” that has invaded all our coastal areas to inland towns.

This one was looking triumphant indeed. People stopped by. It was not afraid. Herring gulls are used to human beings. Terns are not. They are hard to spot except when they are flying and fishing around. And indeed a very protected species.

The impostor was posing for posterity. So many people were stopping by to take its picture.





Sideways. Once.





Sideways. Twice.

Click!

One little tern because... Because it says so, so there!

Deceptive advertising. Quite a joke actually! Except for a few people who will go home very happy to have spotted a tern in Zeeland... Imagine!

That day Zeeland was a lot of fun for a storyteller.

Zeeland means “Sea land”. Land that has been won over the sea with great efforts and determination for centuries. This is a very lovely area where sea, man-made lakes and vast expanses of land meet everywhere.




Sailboats and windmills and flowers and food crops and cattle breeding and birds and birds and birds.

Zeeland is a dream place for ornithologists. It is. An excellent place of rest for migrating birds. I’ll never forget the evening when close to Tholen, I think it was, thousands of brant geese landed by us on their way from Siberia to Northern Brittany.

You can still see thousands of birds at the end of spring with their young. Lovely, lovely.

You probably remember this very interesting story by Hans Christian Andersen: “The Ugly Duckling”.

We were told the story when we were young in order to assuage our growing pains. Everyone can be transformed into a much better person and find one’s place in life after all. Sobering, wasn’t it?




 
Here is Walt Disney’s version... just for fun!

Well, in Zeeland, this beautiful story is not really truthful! I have evidence that in real life, a cygnet is raised by its parents, Mr and Mrs Swan! 

And by its parents only!
The indirect consequence being that it knows from the start that it is beautiful! And emotionally secure!

Why should we start life the hard way, experiencing rejection and inferiority complexes?

I still can’t forget my mother’s witticism she’d repeat ad nauseam. Since I was not exactly her dream daughter (none of her children ever came up to her expectations), she claimed that I was found in a dumpster. How sad for me that she was the one to find me. 

Another thing I was reminded of: “Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence” even when there are no fences. Only natural barriers. 





We stopped by a stretch of the sea not too long after entering Zeeland. So typical of the area. Sea and land so intertwined that there is nothing unusual about watching sailboats gliding along fenceless pastures where a herd of cattle grazes peacefully.



That day, some Limousin cows did find the grass greener on the other side even though they had to cross a small and shallow stretch of sea water to reach their new dream meadow which looked more like a copse than a real pasture.



So maybe it is very true that the grass is always greener elsewhere... no matter what kind of grass we’ll end up finding. This does account for our willingness to move and travel around and change course so many times in our life.

Just like those cows that eagerly crossed sea water to make their dream of greener pastures finally come true...






*Good Luck, and Good Night*



7/30/13

"I'm back on the saddle again" - On a beach in Zeeland (Netherlands)






Good days... Bad days... My life has been like an emotional roller coaster lately. Every day bringing its share of bad news, a little bit more than usual and good news from time to time.

So I am back at Les Tertres for the hundredth time in the past few months. This is my ultimate sanctuary. People do get surprised -- “Why are you going to Brittany all the time? How can you put up with such a dreary place?” they ask. As if Brittany only has to offer unvaryingly chilly and rainy days and windswept beaches?

Well anyway, I happen to dread endless cloudless and fiery days and calm seas. I love raging waves. I love dark clouds laden with rain flying at top speed over my head and I like so much being on my own that running into more than ten people while I  am walking on the beach below my house makes me feel like I am choking to death.

Am I a woman of extremes? Yes, I believe I am. Isn’t it what’s so delightful about me? Ask Popeye.

I come from old country stock. Not one seafaring man in my ancestry. Not a single one. Then why did I fall in love so helplessly with Brittany when I was raised to fear the ocean and any expanse of water by the way?

In order to be happy, I need to live close to the sea. Careful there. I do not need to plunge into the water nor to get wet. I am perfectly happy to gaze at the sea or to walk along its shores. Which is the reason why I love Brittany so much.

When we live in Brussels, it is fairly easy to go spend the day at the seaside. We shun the covered in concrete and overcrowded Belgian coast. We have discovered a beautiful area in Holland less than one hour away from Brussels.

I mean ‘Zeeland’, the western area of Netherlands, the “sea-land”...
 

Close to Vlissingen, there is a delightful beach we like a lot. Hard to find at first but worth it.

One vast stretch of golden sand evenly broken by sturdy breakwaters. This is polder country. You have to climb stairs to get to the top of the man-made sand dunes and then and only then you can survey the shore below.








Huge ships negotiate their way very close to the strand. Their route is very narrow and filled with wrecks and sandbars.

We go there to take long walks. Since we mostly go there in the off season, we find the same solitude we enjoy in Brittany.

Actually I love to go there to walk along the shore. And Popeye loves to go there because of the huge ships that navigate two-way amazingly close to the beach . They pass each other quite rapidly even though they are quite overloaded. Much smaller boats sail by them fearlessly.






Popeye is mesmerized.

You know how much I love boats... let alone freighters!


I look around...


That day, I was looking at those lovely small beach houses that never fail to amaze me. So close to the sea even if this place is more like a sound which means that they probably never have to brave our fierce tempests. I just can’t imagine people building beach houses so close to the water in Brittany.

And THEY made their entrance! On the beach... No door to open... How easy!




People were gaping at them. They were striding along until they found the perfect spot. The perfect spot for shooting their wedding pictures of course... the breakwaters.



I just couldn’t help it. I had to start taking pictures too... on the sly! I was really delighted. Popeye was grumbling. He’s very strict. No pictures of unknown people in a public spot. French law.

I love to take pictures of strangers, even in France. I won’t use them but it is fun. 




The breakwaters didn’t make matters easier but the newlyweds were young and intent on having fun.



I would have loved to take over from the official photographer. It was a little bit frustrating to be shooting at random quite far away from the newly-weds.




But I had fun anyway until Popeye stomped his feet in the figurative, that is.


We turned away and went back to the car which meant taking another long walk on the beach, going down the stairs and finally getting to the parking lot way below the sea level. (This is what polders are all about. I’ll tell the story another day.)

Bye bye lovely couple and beautiful beach!





*Good Luck, and Good Night*